Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You?

670  Shameless People, Shameless Fans
It was crazy. 
Bam! Boom! Pah! Bram!~
The constant sounds of fighting was all everyone could hear from all corners. 
Look left, both people and demons were getting Pulverized. 
Look right, the same thing was happening. 
What about you, down, behind or ahead? 
Hello? Are blind, crippled or mute? 
Can't you hear and see everything that was colossally taking place? 
Several news reporters occasionally placed cloth over their mouths while connecting on the many fights they spotted. 
"Oh my God of Chalk! It's getting really steamy up there!" 
"Look! One of our popular celebrities from the Gia household, Wei Gia, has pinned a rhinoceros monster down!" 
"Incredible! He has the monster on its back, and is literally gripping the monster's thick neck and strangling it to death." 
"No way, this is the first time I've seen such a Rhino man getting strangled by human hands. Oh… it's tapping the ground hard. Could it be tagging out of the match?" 
"Oops .. Wei Gia gives him no time to tap out, lighting and slamming the rhino's head while strangling it too. He… watch Out!" 
"Good, good, Worthy of your big name. Dammit! I too want to be this strong!" 
Wei Gia's strength level made many suck in their breaths in awe. 
So cool… 
The barrage watching almost licked the air with how pose and easy going Wei Gia stood against the sweating towering Rhino monster. 
"Ahh! My national Husband is so cool! Is there a place for a second wife?" 
"Dammit, forget being a second wife. I would be willing to be a mistress… No, a shoe shiner beside him." 
"Bah! Why don't you take a better look in the mirror? If anyone has to be a mistress, it should be me!" 
…
Many onlookers cheered and jubilated, when seeing Wei Gia and many others do their best to save humanity. 
The reporters on the scene were even more talkative as they reported all they witnessed. 
In another corner, Ghu Sota was currently battling a half-ant, half scorpion creature. It was also a mighty General. 
Terrible! 
Ghu Sota rolled away inches before pincers dug into his body. 
"Fuck you, bastard! Are you trying to kill me without a proper fight?" 
"Bah! Human, who the hell has time to drag fights with you?" 
"Screw you! According to my analysis, you're probably one of the reasons why the hairspray factory in the underworld has not closed down! your hair looks like it has been licked by a goat!" 
Ghu Sota's jaw was still dropped when looking at the hideous monster that had a surprisingly very greasy but stylish haircut. 
Why don't you focus your attention on making your rotting body look good rather than your hair? 
"Wipe! Your grease is so strong!" 
Well enough playing around. 
Ghu Sota kicked his legs and lifted his back from the ground. 
"Say hello to my little friend." 
Ghu Sota pulled out a golden Trident from his space coin, twirling around like a martial arts master. 
"Come now, big boy, let's dance!" 
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Ting! Ting! Ting!~
The sounds of sharpened weapons were all many could hear. 
Sound waves from the impact echoed out, cashing debris, rocks and many other objects to keep flying by. 
Wow! 
Sora's fight led him right next to one of the chalky circles, allowing the audience an even closer look at the blockbuster scene. 
Bang! 
Massive debris flew in a heartbeat, shattering and bouncing off the corners of the invisible walls. 
Terrible... terrible… 
Ghu Sota swept his Trident, piercing it into the left giant pincer of the half Scorpion monster. 
Then, he jumped up, swinging his body so tough his feet smashed in her chin of the monster. 
Boom! 
The Scorpio monster flew. And Ghu Sota paused, turning his head to wave at the camera and the reporters with dropped jaws. 
It was odd to say that even though debris couldn't through the chalky circles, sound had no problem transferring through. 
"Alright boys and girls, don't do any of this at home. Eat your veggies, stay in school and we'll… don't be–" 
The Scorpio General was back, swinging its body before Ghu Sota could finish his sentence.
"Phew, buddy… you almost got me there." 
Ghu Sota had already evaded the attack, sending another wave of attacks from his side. 
Ghu Sota miscalculated once, cashing his waist to be grabbed by the Scorpio monster's pincers. And when it brought Ghu Sota close to its face… Sota had but one more deadly move up his sleeve. 
"Damn you, you despicable Human!" 
The onlookers didn't know what to say at this point. 
Ghu Sota had released one hell of an Ultimate move, using his fingers to look into the eyes of the Scorpio monster. 
Ghu Sota then reacted fast, freeing himself and stabbing the monster's heart victoriously.
[Barrage]:... 
[Reporters]:...
[Beaten up Scorpio monster]...
Well, to put it nicely, Wasn't this cheating? 
Blatant Cheating! 
But hey, since The Sota was on the side of humanity, hooray! 
Many cheered, taking note of his shameless battle styles. 
Sure enough, the important thing is the outcome. 
Don't think they didn't see when he kicked what looked like the nuts of this monster. 
As a man, don't you know how painful that feeling is, so why would you use it against another man or monster man? 
In the barrage, several young boys clapped excitedly.
"Dad, mom, when I grow up, I want to be like him!" 
[Parents]:... 
Why don't you copy the fighting styles of others? 
(-w-)
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Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! 
Ghu Sota managed to cheat his way into victory, proving to be more deceitful than the demons around him. 
"No! No, Mr. Big Demon, don't kill me! Please… I'm begging you, I'll do anything to survive! Please don't attack my beloved grandmother after I'm gone. She's my entire heart in a bundle!" 
[Onlookers]: Why do we sense something's ring here?
"Heh-heh-heh!" The Scorpio monster laughed arrogantly, when staring at The Sota. It finally found its long lost sense of superiority when seeing Ghu Sota on his knees. 
It's a fact that strong people don't go on their knees easily. So the injury it gave this human just now, must be a heavy one. 
Hmph!
"Now, you know fear? You've given me such a hard time. Grovel and kiss my feet if you want me to spare her life after your death! If you do so, I can also—" 
Pah! 
… What was that? 
Something hard immediately cut through the air, not falling in the monster, but at the back of Ghu Sota's head. 
Then, it bounced forth, landing on Ghu Sora's hand. 
[Onlookers]: Is that one side of… a shoe?
"Sota, you little imp! How dare you use your sweet grandmother's name in vain?" 
That voice… 
Ghu Sota's body tensed, as he stiffly and robotically threw his head behind his shoulders. 
It was Old madam Ghu floating high with one shoe missing. 
"YOU BLOODY PUNK! Stop fooling around and finish it off now before I get over there and finish you instead!" 
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