Supreme Casanova: Ultimate Harem System

Hugo stood frozen, staring at Lisa like she was some mythical creature straight out of a dream—or, more accurately, one of his wildly inappropriate daydreams.

His heart was hammering so hard it felt like it was trying to make a break for it, and his brain was firing off thoughts at the speed of light—most of them completely unhinged.

'Why did I say that?!' he screamed internally. 'Of all the smooth, suave lines in existence, I had to go with 'can I join you?!' What's wrong with me? I sound like a pervert auditioning for a trashy soap opera!'

His imagination went wild, conjuring up every possible horrible reaction. He braced himself for the worst.

Lisa was probably going to laugh in his face. Or worse, she'd scream and tell Sanchez, and Hugo would be thrown out of the mansion in nothing but his shorts.

Or maybe she'd hit him with a shampoo bottle. That would hurt, right? Those bottles were sturdy.

'I'm going to have a permanent 'Head & Shoulders' imprint on my forehead. What a way to go.'

But then, Lisa tilted her head, her wet hair falling over one shoulder like some goddess of the sea, and said, "Sure, why not?"

For a second, Hugo didn't process it. He sighed, shoulders slumping dramatically, thinking, 'Yeah, thought so. No one in their right mind would ever—'Nôv(el)B\\jnn

Wait. Hold on. Rewind. What?

His brain screeched to a halt like a car slamming on the brakes. He blinked rapidly, replaying her words in his head. "Wait. Did you… did you just say yes?"

Lisa raised an eyebrow, looking amused. "Uh, yeah. That's what I said. Did I stutter?"

Hugo's jaw dropped. "You actually said yes?"

Hugo blinked again, his brain firing on one single thought loop. 'She said yes. She said yes. SHE SAID YES!'

But then he remembered the golden rule. Sanchez's voice rang in his head, loud and clear: "Never ask a girl for sexual confirmation twice, kid. You'll make her second guess herself. You've got to keep that momentum going! Just roll with it!"

Panic lit a fire under him. He flung his arms up like he was surrendering. "Nope! Don't say anything else! No takebacks! I'm coming in right now!"

His body went into overdrive. The joy bubbling up inside him was practically volcanic, and his thoughts were an absolute circus.

'I'm going in! I'm actually going in! This is it, Hugo! This is your redemption arc! Forget being a loser—this is main character energy, baby!'

And then chaos. Pure, unfiltered chaos.

Hugo spun around and started yanking off his clothes like a man possessed. His shirt got stuck halfway over his head, and he stumbled around the bathroom like a headless chicken.

When he finally freed himself, he launched the shirt somewhere over his shoulder—it landed in the sink.

His shorts? Oh, that was a battle. He hopped on one leg, trying to pull them off, and almost toppled over. He slammed into the wall with a loud THUD that echoed through the bathroom.

"Easy, Hugo," he whispered to himself, eyes wide with manic glee. "This is your moment. Be cool. Be collected. Be—oh, screw it, just get in there!"

Finally, stripped down to nothing but his panic and excitement, Hugo tiptoed to the shower door.

His heart was thundering in his chest, his palms were sweaty, and his brain was doing flips. Slowly, carefully, he slid the frosted glass door open.

Steam poured out like he'd just opened the gates to heaven itself. And there she was. Lisa.

Oh boy! Hugo almost had a nosebleed there and then!

She was naked! She was completely naked!

Her wet, glistening skin seemed to shimmer under the soft light, droplets of water cascading down her body.

Her breasts were absolutely beautiful. Too beautiful. They were not too big, but certainly not small. The smooth, soft skin was absolutely spotless and succulent.

Their perky shape was inviting, and her pink nipples looked delicious. What Hugo would give to have a taste!

Moving his scorching gaze downwards, he saw a sexy slender stomach with a diamond belly button ring on her navel.

It looked absolutely erotic. Blood rushed towards Hugo's cock like a hydraulic pump!

And then there it was. Her pink p**sy! It was cleanly shaved, and glistening with water. Hugo swallowed.

This was Lisa's p**sy! He was staring at Lisa's p**sy!

Even from the little he could see, there was only one word to describe this...

Perfect. Too perfect. The kind of perfect that made Hugo's brain feel like it was melting into a puddle.

The scent hit him next—a mix of vanilla and something floral, like a perfume made by the gods themselves. Hugo's brain short-circuited.

'This is it. This is heaven. I've ascended. I'm never coming back to earth. Goodbye, mortal life. Hugo is now a saint. A very sinful saint, but a saint nonetheless. I don't care if the system fries me tonight. I'll die a happy man. Is this what heaven smells like? Do angels use this shampoo?'

Lisa, noticing his frozen state, tilted her head and smirked. "Are you getting in, or are you just going to stand there gawking?"

Hugo snapped out of his daze, his face heating up so much he was sure he was turning into a human tomato. "Right! Yes! Getting in. Absolutely. No problem at all. Just… sliding right in. Yup."

He stepped inside, his knees wobbling like a baby deer learning to walk. The warm water hit his skin, and for a moment, he just stood there, half-lost in the surrealness of the situation.

Lisa's eyes met his, and there was a flicker of amusement in them.

This was it. Hugo was in the shower with Lisa. The Lisa. Now all he had to do was not screw it up. No pressure, right?

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Power stone Goal!

50 PS - 1 Bonus chapter

100 PS - 2 Bonus chapter

200 PS (Quite an achievement as of now) - 3 Bonus chapters.

Castle - 20 Bonus Chapters!

[A/N: Huge Shoutout to Dirtydew for the gifts! This Author appreciates them and greedily wishes for more!]